Snooki has opened up in a new interview about two subjects on everyone's minds these days:
- Her vagina.
- Amanda Bynes.
Okay, maybe just one subject.
But the reality star does tell Your Tango all about her first sexual experience in a revealing Q&A.
"I was 14," Snooki says. "I mean, in upstate New York there's really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible."
That's too bad. Really. We're not being sarcastic.
As for Bynes?
"She's just going wild, doing her thing, I guess. Everyone writes crazy things on their Twitter about her. She's definitely interesting to follow, and I do follow her, of course. If she is in trouble and needs help, I hope she gets it, but if she's not, then who am I to criticize her?"
No one, we suppose. Except that Bynes has apparently made it her mission to criticize everyone else out there.