Brandi Glanville is chronically wasted. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills costar Lisa Rinna has confirmed this fact and The Real Housewives of Atlanta castmember Kenya Moore has chimed in too. But Kenya chimes in on everything because she's trying to be relevant so let's just take Lisa's word for it.
Once upon a time, Snooki was in the lead for drunk of the year. Then she got pregnant, settled down, shaped up, and did it all over again. We're actually quite proud of how far she's come.
The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra Barney loves wine so much she started a wine of the month club with bestie Vicki Gunvalson. Watch out when Tamra drinks! She gets nasty mean!
The Shahs of Sunset could make a family business out of alcohol consumption. Their levels of imbibing range from social drinkers to those on the fast track to rehab.
Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab how many times? And yet she continues to drink. Does she even have a liver left? (P.S. LiLo totally had a reality show. SHE COUNTS, OKAY!?)
2014 was the year of Bethenny Frankel drunk stories in the tabloids. Maybe that explains why she once put on her four year old's pajamas and posted the picture to Instagram.
Pre-Kroy Biermann Kim Zolciak was a chronic drinker of wine and when she had too much shenanigans were always the result. Kroy's been good for Kim in more ways than one.
Shannon Beador is a big, big fan of vodka, so much a fan that many of the other housewives began to call her on her heavy drinking. She insisted she drank vodka tonics with a splash of vodka, but we're pretty sure those drinks were made with a splash of tonic instead.
The Bachelor Season 19 contestant Tara Eddings got SO drunk during the first rose ceremony she nearly fell off the platform and looked like she might hurl at any moment. Chris Soules gave her one more chance before sending her home.
Jordan Branch, another contestant on The Bachelor Season 19, spent most of her time on the show completely bombed. She popped in on Chris and the women during a group date several weeks after leaving because she didn't want Soules to think she was a total lush. Too little too late.
Craig Muhlbauer tried to win Andi Dorfmann's heart on The Bachelorette but what he really won was the laughs of basically everyone who watched as he continued to get trashed. He even made fun of himself on the Men Tell All special so we think he'll be okay.
Ty Pennington's arrest for DUI pretty much ruined his career. He's had a few hosting gigs since then, but they've been shortlived and not nearly as successful as his run on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Brandi Glanville WINS IT ALL as the reality TV celebrity most in need of a stay at Betty Ford. Or wherever the rehab du jour happens to be these days.
She definitely doesn't need to go wherever Lindsay Lohan went because none of her stays have been successful. At all. Not even Oprah could save LiLo. Wonder if alcohol explains that terrible Lindsay Lohan photoshopped belfie...
Just as this gallery came together. Maybe now there's hope for him and Kourtney Kardashian. Being part of that family is how he makes his money, after all, so it behooves him to get his act together. How else will he reign supreme as Lord of the D-bags?
The only thing these drunk reality stars have going for them is that they aren't these people...
This is the best/worst prank ever to be played on a drunk person ever. A face shaved into your hair is mortifying, but think of the possibilities during that boring 8 a.m. history class!
